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Stupid First Date Rule

So I came across an article where the author felt the most important first date rule was to take a shower. LOL. I'm thinking, dude, if you don't realize that being clean is important on a first date you're going to need a helluva lot more help than an article can give you. Sure grooming is important, but it goes way beyond just being clean.
I think my first date rules would start with
1) Listen to your date. Dont be so in your own head that you forget you're there to actually get to know someone else!
2) Don't expect too much. Just relax and enjoy the moment. Don't start planning what flavor lubricant you plan to use on them just yet.
3) Okay, be clean. Doesn't hurt. Also consider using that razor on whatever body hair seems the most unruly!

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