You know how it is. Somethimes it you don't expect but, but Whoop There It Is! Well, there I was at the office in one of those droning endless meetings the management enjoys calling once a week. Whee!
When I notice the new guy they've hired. A fine-ass brotha. No Lie. This guy is tight! And of course it happened! The accidental erection!
And now the meeting just can't last long enough. I'd almost got it under control when this guy catches me looking at him. Oh Shit! I'm sitting there tenting my pants under the board table and this black hunk looking all-kinds-of-good in his suit and tie catches me sneaking peeks at him.
It's like those Southwest Airlines commercials where you just want to be somewhere else!
And then, OMG, he gives me a little smile. Oh Shit! Is he? Should I try to find out? Needless to say...my boner was not going anywhere fast after that!
When you see it, unleashed and at its full size, it's riveting. You can't look away. It's size and color command your attention, your respect, your desire.
You may be surprised how easy it is to drop to your knees, open your mouth and begin to orally worship a large ebony dick. It happens so fast and it feels so right, there's no time to think. Just feel.
Why some guys have such impressive cocks and others don't I'll never know. But when you have a great big penis within sucking distance all to yourself, you'd be a fool to pass up the opportunity to feel it deep in your mouth. To try to take it as far as you can go, even to try to deepthroat it. But don't be surprised when you can't. If you haven't much experience with monster cocks, then you won't have the practice necessary to fully service them in this way.
When faced with a truly impressive tool, be sure to relax and take it slow. It's going to stretch your muscles and make you ache, but if you take your time and are truly open to the experience its going to be a deeply satisfying ache. The kind you get when you have been well and truly fucked!
I hope everyone gets the chance, at least once, to experience first hand a really big cock...it's an incredible experience.
So I came across an article where the author felt the most important first date rule was to take a shower. LOL. I'm thinking, dude, if you don't realize that being clean is important on a first date you're going to need a helluva lot more help than an article can give you. Sure grooming is important, but it goes way beyond just being clean.
I think my first date rules would start with
1) Listen to your date. Dont be so in your own head that you forget you're there to actually get to know someone else!
2) Don't expect too much. Just relax and enjoy the moment. Don't start planning what flavor lubricant you plan to use on them just yet.
3) Okay, be clean. Doesn't hurt. Also consider using that razor on whatever body hair seems the most unruly!
